Found this on McSweeneys.net and it made me chuckle
THE 4-YEAR-OLD’S WORKDAY. BY ROSS MURRAY – – – - 8:55 a.m. Arrive at office. Hang jacket on sunshine-shaped hook with name on it. Put snack in cubbyhole. Sing “Good Morning” song with co-workers. 9:04 a.m. Forward hilarious e-mail to everyone in address book. Subject line: “Poo-poo.” 9:10 a.m. Take spreadsheets out of Star Wars [...]

